stephen grant rogers wearing an apron in avengers annual 01
so can we talk about nalby. can we talk about when their first kiss was?
like, i can imagine it being a few weeks after newt tried to jump. he’s just sitting in his room because it’s one of those days, one of the days someone new will enter the glade, and everyone is outside waiting for it but…
This is my headcanon and no one can tell me other wise
Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
Reblogging for excellent commentary.
Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?
This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.
Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.
Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.
You don’t fuck with orcas.
Remember that orcas also eat white sharks and baby whales. They basically eat anything available, like humans.
(They also speak different languages depending the area where they live - for example New Zealand orcas have a twist in their language, while Canada orcas spoke with more musical and longer tone. Family pods also have different dialects. And every orca has a unique voice of its own!)
Why I love orcas
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man
reblogging for accuracy
don’t tell me how to live my life faggots
Alright mister and miss Universe, here’s my reply to your little idea there
Ever had that one thing that can make you happy, even when your depressed? Maybe sports, beer, porn even? Well for me, it’s MLP, cause it’s funny. We’re intelligent beings and SHOULD be able to understand that some are entertained by things others aren’t, I’m entertained by MLP cause it’s funny, the ponies are fucking adorable, and honestly, I like how it teaches about friendship, cause shows these days are all about fighting.
Some people like the MLP ( the old MLP not MLP FIM ) BECAUSE it had fighting, I like all of it period just cause I do. I like MLP FIM better cause it’s without the constant fighting. The occasional ‘battle’ comes along that doesn’t exactly show violence, minus..Sombra.. I gotta say that one made my jaw drop :U
you still cant ride the fucking ponies theyre too small for your adult ass
Any time someone tells you that men or women should behave a certain way because -~~*NATURE*~~-